Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“I no longer use Google Weather. It doesn’t care about my feelings.”
— Ellie from the Farmers’ Market
“Forecast said: ‘You can’t change the weather, but you can block him.’”
— Veronica With the Screenshot Receipts
“Tim gave me a flood warning and a weird sense of hope.”
— Spencer ‘Soaked but Inspired’ Jones
“Said there was a 60% chance of rain and a 100% chance I was being needy. Called out.”
— Maddie Who Owns 42 Scrunchies
“App just yelled ‘LOW SELF-ESTEEM FRONT MOVING IN FAST!’ while I was brushing my teeth.”
— Kirk With the Cracked iPhone
“Tennessee Tim told me it’s ‘too humid for your emotional baggage.’ I sat down and re-evaluated my life.”
— Reagan With the Therapy Bingo Card
“I only downloaded this for weather. Now I cry-laugh every morning.”
— Becky From the Drive-Thru Window