Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“First app that told me to hydrate AND finally text my mom back.”
— Tyrell With the Guilt Complex
“Humidity: 90%. Me: emotionally soggy. Thanks, Tim.”
— Felicia Who Can Smell Rain and Lies
“Forecast told me to take a jacket and stop projecting. I hate how much I needed that.”
— Dr. Linda “The Weather Witch” Goldstein
“Downloaded this ironically. Stayed because Tennessee Tim is my new spiritual guide.”
— Ricky ‘Sunburned & Saved’ Garcia
“Tim predicted a ‘category 4 ego collapse.’ I’m still recovering.”
— Gretchen From The Astrology Podcast
“It said: ‘Windy, weird, and not your day to reconnect with Chad.’”
— Marla Who Almost Texted Him
“Barometric pressure matched my unresolved issues. I screamed.”
— Stanley ‘Sad Inside’ Crenshaw