Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“I no longer ask Alexa the weather. Tim’s got more attitude and better hair.”
— Olivia With the Shiny Forecast Binder
“Said: ‘It’s misty. So is your emotional clarity.’”
— Blake Who Cries During Commercials
“App recommended I wear rain boots and stop oversharing on Instagram.”
— Ellie “Too Many Stories” Ford
“Forecast said: ‘Keep your heart warm, your feet dry, and your standards high.’”
— Lorenzo the Inspirational Barista
“Tim told me it’s overcast and so is my relationship.”
— Missy With a Matching Tattoo
“I’ve never been weather-shamed by an app before. It felt good.”
— Damien From The Frozen Yogurt Line
“My therapist said I need boundaries. I said ‘Tennessee Tim agrees.’”
— Angela With 3 Emotional Support Beverages