Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Tim told me to ‘pack an umbrella and stop lying to myself.’”
— Greg Who Deserves a Raise
“App gave me a 5-day forecast and a gentle slap of reality.”
— Nina Who Just Got Back From Burning Man
“Said ‘it’s sunny outside but your aura is cloudy.’”
— Darius Who Smudges His Phone
“App warned me of a severe identity crisis and mild precipitation.”
— Rhonda The Reformed Crystal Hoarder
“Tennessee Tim just whispered, ‘Girl, he ain’t worth it,’ with a wind chill warning.”
— LaToya From the Nail Salon
“It said ‘feels like 88°, also maybe call your dad.’”
— Tommy Who Ghosted Himself
“I don’t even go outside anymore. I just need Tim’s emotional check-ins.”
— Stephanie From the Comment Section