Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast included chance of rain and recommended therapy podcasts.”
— Tiffany Who Keeps Journaling in Public
“App beeped and said: ‘Girl, those aren’t friends—they’re enablers.’”
— Brenda From the Group Chat
“Humidity’s rising and so is my anxiety. This app gets me.”
— Nico the Nervous Weatherman
“Tennessee Tim told me ‘clear skies, messy soul.’ I screamed.”
— Carla With the Honesty Complex
App told me it was partly sunny and to stop dating illusionists.”
— Frank Who Can’t Spot a Red Flag
“My screen just said: ‘No.’ Just… ‘No.’ I needed that.”
— Delilah From the Discount Candle Store
“I asked the forecast. It asked why I text my ex when I’m sad.”
— Sean With the Existential Tan Lines