Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“It said ‘gusty winds and trust issues ahead.’ HOW DO YOU KNOW.”
— Patrice With the Wind-Tossed Wig
“Tim warned me about a cold snap and my inability to process emotions.”
— Elliot Who Never Learned to Cry Properly
Forecast today: ‘hot, humid, and time to block Brad again.’”
— Cynthia With the Revenge Playlist
“The app told me to bring a jacket and a prenup. Too late.”
— Claudette With the Complicated Divorce
“Forecast said ‘torrential gaslighting ahead.’ I canceled brunch.”
— Lilith From Buzzly Faux News
“He told me to wear boots and emotionally distance myself from anyone named Greg.”
— Erika “No More Gregs” Simmons
“Told me to ‘beware storms and syphilitic poets.’ Tim gets me.”
— Lord Byron