Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
"App said: ‘Expect clouds, existential dread, and a craving for revolution.’”
— Che Guevara
“Tim told me to wear boots and burn the patriarchy. Weather was a bonus.”
— Susan B. Anthony
“App told me: ‘Scattered clouds. Stop trusting Rasputin.’”
— Tsar Nicholas II
“Tennessee Tim said: ‘Don’t storm the Bastille without SPF 30.’ Genius.”
— Camille Desmoulins
“Forecast said: ‘Light wind and subtle paranoia.’ I wrote a manifesto.”
— Niccolò Machiavelli
“He warned me not to go boating. I listened. Caesar did not.”
— Cleopatra
“Tim is the only app that’s both meteorological and metaphysical.”
— Confucius