Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“App said: ‘Raining cats, dogs, and accusations. Stay indoors.’”
— Edgar Allan Poe
“I saw a raven. App confirmed: ‘Very cloudy and highly symbolic.’”
— Lenore (yes, that Lenore)
“Forecast told me to ‘duck the lightning and read my own manifesto.’”
— Mary Shelley
“App said: ‘You died in 1321, stop checking the forecast.’”
— Ghost of Marco Polo
“Forecast said: ‘You’re about to invent gravity and get no credit.’ Accurate.”
— Isaac Newton’s Apple
“Told me to stop haunting my descendants and enjoy the breeze.”
— Genghis Khan
“He said: ‘Expect storms and strong opinions from the clergy.’ So true.”
— Martin Luther