Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast: ‘Heavy rainfall and moral confusion.’ I baked bread instead.”
— Julia Child’s Ghost
“App said: ‘Avoid petticoats and thunderstorms today.’ Noted.”
— Jane Austen
“Forecast screamed: ‘RUN, IT’S 1066 AGAIN.’ I did. Too late.”
— Harold Godwinson
★☆☆☆☆ “Downloaded as a joke. Now I cry every time it rains. Thanks, Tim.”
— @FlatTireTony, App Store
★★★★★ “This app made me break up with my girlfriend and bring a poncho. Iconic.”
— @Real_AlphaMoisture
★★★★★ “Tim told me I was the storm. No one’s ever said that to me before.”
— @MeteorMommy420
★★★☆☆ “Good vibes. But Tim told me to stop eating string cheese at 3 a.m. Uncalled for.”
— @CheddarBae