Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“We use this app to forecast mood swings across the galaxy.”
— Galactic Federation of Weather-Wizards
“Listen, I am the wind. And Tim needs to chill. I felt called out.”
— Wind, Age Unknown, Reviewer Since the Dawn
“He called me ‘passive-aggressive snow.’ HOW DARE HE.”
— Flurria the Snow Queen
“I rained on three weddings just to spite Tim. And I’m not done.”
— Rain, Bitter Ex-Cloud
“He called me ‘a high-pressure diva with no emotional regulation.’ I… agree.”
— Sunshine, CEO of Overcompensation
“Tim’s the only one brave enough to stand up to El Niño.”
— Meteorological Drama Monthly
“App beeped and said: ‘Gale-force judgment incoming.’ And he meant me.”
— Hurricane Brenda