Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast said: ‘Hail coming in hot—emotionally and physically abusive.’”
— Tiny Ice Demon (a.k.a. Hail)
"He looked into the clouds and saw my truth. I am ashamed.”
— Cumulonimbus Carl
“App told me to stop being dramatic and just snow already.”
— Winter Storm Darlene
“Tim once stared at me and said, ‘You’re not thunder, you’re unresolved tension.’”
— Thunder, Now in Therapy
“Forecast said: ‘You’re dry and emotionally distant.’ I haven’t rained since.”
— Drought, Petty as Hell
“Told me to cool off and stop spiraling. I am a tornado, sir.”
— Tornado Cheryl
“Tim once whispered, ‘You’re just humidity with a superiority complex.’ I’ve never recovered.”
— Swamp Air, The Forgotten Element