Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast: ‘Light breeze and a heavy existential reckoning.’ I’m not okay.”
— The West Wind, Formerly Chill
“App beeped and said ‘Wind advisory: too many emotions.’”
— Breeze with Unprocessed Feelings
“Forecast said: ‘Heatwave + Daddy Issues.’ Rude. Fair.”
— Scorchy, Heatwave of July ‘07
“Tim called me dramatic. I am literally lightning.”
— Zapzarella the Electric Queen
“He told me to ‘blow over and let it go.’ I short-circuited a city out of spite.”
— Storm Front Karen
“This app had the audacity to name my cold snap after Greg. Unforgivable.”
— Chilly Greg (The Human One, Not the Weather One)
“Told me to stop brooding and start snowing. I refuse.”
— Blizzard Named Melancholy