Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
Forecast: ‘Stormy and full of regret. Just like your last five seasons.’”
— Scooter from Muppet Babies
“We pivoted our entire B2B SaaS stack into weather-dating synergy. Thanks, Tim.”
— Founder, Moistly.ai
I invested $2M in this app without reading the deck. Beard was enough.”
— @StartupBroDan
“Tim helped us realign our cloud strategy. No, literally.”
— @PivotBear, CTO of DrizzleCorp
Forecast said: ‘Sunny, but your pitch deck is garbage.’ We raised Series B anyway.”
— Fake VC from SprinkleCapital
“App told me to stop disrupting umbrellas. We pivoted to ponchos.”
— Co-Founder, Rainr (with no vowels)
“App said: ‘Don’t pitch today. Mercury AND investors are in retrograde.’”
— @PitchSlapped