Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“It auto-installed itself on our team’s devices. We’re okay with that.”
— Head of AI Weather Harmony at Meta
“Tim helped me scale my startup and emotionally disconnect from Brad.”
— @TechTherapyLiz
“We’re rebranding as TennesseeTim.io. VCs are circling.”
— Anonymous Founder of a Broken Umbrella App
“Forecast: ‘Windy. Like your elevator pitch.’”
— From the desk of TechCrunch’s Angry Intern
“App told us to ‘slow down and build actual features.’ We ignored it. Regret.”
— @MinimumViableDisaster
“We tried to acquire the app. Tim sent a GIF of clouds giving us the finger.”
— Google Acquisitions Team
“We use Tim’s forecasts for our entire burn rate strategy.”
— @FinanceGhost of Former Unicorn