Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“He told me to ‘shut down the startup and open a lemonade stand.’ Wise.”
— @SoulCycledOut, Tech Refugee
“This app is 100% beard-coded and 300% emotionally accurate.”
— Reviewed by Forbes Ghost Division
“It said: ‘Sunny. But don’t you dare build another social network.’”
— @YCombinatorReject33
“Forecast: ‘No funding, no plan, no shame.’ It me.”
— @BootstrappedWithTears
“Tim predicted the cloud outage and my nervous breakdown.”
— DevOps Chad
“Forecast: ‘99% chance you need a co-founder with a clue.’”
— @SoloFounderStillSad
“App told me to stop saying synergy during thunderstorms.”
— @BuzzwordZombie