Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“We modeled our pitch deck after his beard. It’s now 70% curls.”
— @DesignLikeTim
“Forecast said: ‘Rain. Also, you’re in denial about churn.’”
— @RetentionWitch
“We hired Tim to lead culture. Now we meet during storms and cry together.”
— @HRVibesOnly
“Tim told us to shut down and open a frog sanctuary. We’re profitable now.”
— @PivotedToFrogs
“App predicted our IPO flop and emotional collapse.”
— @SadDeckEnergy
“We accidentally onboarded Tim as CEO. Best mistake we’ve made.”
— @OopsWeDidItAgain
“Tim’s forecast said: ‘Mostly cloudy, deeply chaotic, slightly prophetic.’”
— @SeedFundedButScared