Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“We installed it on our office fridge. It now dispenses wisdom and orange Fanta.”
— @HackTheSnack
“Forecast said: ‘Get a real job.’ I did. Thanks, Tim.”
— Former Founder, Full-Time Florist
Tim told me I was emotionally barometric. I think I’m in love.”
— @MeganFromUX
“App said: ‘It’s not raining. You’re just crying again.’”
— @MidnightFounderCries
“Forecast: ‘Mostly sunny with a 30% chance of investor ghosting.’”
— @CheckClearedButYouDidn’t
“I started a weather cult. Tim’s the prophet. We meet on rooftops.”
— @CloudWorshipDotOrg
“App predicted our coworking collapse with 3 emojis and a goat GIF.”
— @NomadBroDownBad