Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Weather’s fake. Tim is real.”
— Julio from the Skeptic Society
“I opened it, and it screamed: ‘RUN, GIRL. RUN.’”
— Camilla in Crocs
“Forecast: ‘Cloudy, like your motives.’ Intriguing.”
— Sigmund Freud
“This app is witchcraft. But I love it.”
— Joan of Arc
“Forecast: ‘Foggy, flammable, and philosophical.’ Love it.”
— Plato
“I used to trust the stars. Now I just use Tim.”
— Galileo Galilei
“Tim is chaos incarnate. I feel seen.”
— Nostradamus