Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Tim told me to ‘let it go and wear mittens.’”
— Elsa (begrudgingly)
“App told me to moisturize and stop chasing a sponge.”
— Plankton
“Forecast: ‘Partly evil, full of regret.’ Deep.”
— Megamind
“App said: ‘Winds incoming. Cancel evil plan B.’”
— Mojo Jojo
“Forecast: ‘Grumpy with a chance of sparkle.’ I blushed.”
— Eeyore
“Tim told me I was the storm. I cried purple tears.”
— Maleficent
“He said: ‘95% chance of sass.’ I felt SEEN.”
— Daffy Duck