Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
7 followers
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Forecast: ‘Rain. You should probably text Ash back.’”
— Misty
“Tim’s beard has more wisdom than any bender I’ve met.”
— Uncle Iroh
“Forecast: ‘Gloomy. Avoid lab explosions.’”
— Professor Utonium
“App beeped and said: ‘No, Tom. Just no.’”
— Tom the Cat
“Forecast: ‘A slight chance of chaos. Embrace it.’”
— Rick Sanchez
“He told me to get out of the sun and into therapy. Harsh.”
— He-Man
“He said: ‘Storm’s coming. So’s your CFO.’ I ran.”
— @OverFundedSteve